If GOD had a Weekend Adventure Spaceship - Bullet Travel Trailer
Sale price: US $60,000.00 Make an Offer
| Condition: | Used | Year: | 2019 |
| Make: | Keystone | For Sale By: | Private Seller |
Littleton, Colorado, United States
Vehicle description
To some, the road is a means. It is simply a means bridging an origin to a destination.
To others, the road is more. It is the path you choose, the path that takes you forward. The journey that transforms who you were, to what you can become.
If you are a fellow adventurer, ready to embark on your journey with your family, you need more than a simple vehicle – you need a flaming, badass, star-spangled love chariot.
If the song of a rising phoenix, a descending eagle, and an exploding double-rainbow is in your heart, then you have clicked the correct listing.
If you, through fortune or fate, travel not alone, but in a fellowship unbroken by the fires of Mordor, then you have found the one true listing.If you can defy evil forces that seek to ASSIMILATE, EXTERMINATE, or SNAP, then seek no further.
Destiny took down the dinosaurs, gave humans thumbs, gave thumbs Chuck Norris, and brought you to this this listing.If you are looking for a luxurious, spacious, THACO 19, Adamantium-laced, easy riding Tardus, then go no further. The only rule for this easy-riding, sexual jaguar-mobile is not to go over 88 miles per hour – you know why.
This summer, one person, one will, one desire, one shot, and one large wallet will bring forth the revelation this world has been waiting for – MODEST, DRVIABLE VACATION TRIPS, IN A THOUGHTFULLY DECORATED, PLEASANTLY DESIGNED CAMPER.Take a breath, this is a big a deal for us as it is for you. If you feel tingly – good, that is normal.
Payment within 48hrs of auction closure, local pickup only.
Now, the legal:This is an auction to purchase an exceptional automobile accessory vehicle, which may result in inclusion in rap videos, theatrical street dancing fights, and midnight visitations from up to 3 Ninja Turtles (Donnie is not welcome). Using the Scientific method, we have concluded that while the prior owner has a beard, and a belly similar in size to Santa, there is no reason to assume this is a ‘Santa Clause’ scenario. Though we do think this is a gift.This vehicle is definitely not haunted. Like, at all.Your welcome.
To others, the road is more. It is the path you choose, the path that takes you forward. The journey that transforms who you were, to what you can become.
If you are a fellow adventurer, ready to embark on your journey with your family, you need more than a simple vehicle – you need a flaming, badass, star-spangled love chariot.
If the song of a rising phoenix, a descending eagle, and an exploding double-rainbow is in your heart, then you have clicked the correct listing.
If you, through fortune or fate, travel not alone, but in a fellowship unbroken by the fires of Mordor, then you have found the one true listing.If you can defy evil forces that seek to ASSIMILATE, EXTERMINATE, or SNAP, then seek no further.
Destiny took down the dinosaurs, gave humans thumbs, gave thumbs Chuck Norris, and brought you to this this listing.If you are looking for a luxurious, spacious, THACO 19, Adamantium-laced, easy riding Tardus, then go no further. The only rule for this easy-riding, sexual jaguar-mobile is not to go over 88 miles per hour – you know why.
This summer, one person, one will, one desire, one shot, and one large wallet will bring forth the revelation this world has been waiting for – MODEST, DRVIABLE VACATION TRIPS, IN A THOUGHTFULLY DECORATED, PLEASANTLY DESIGNED CAMPER.Take a breath, this is a big a deal for us as it is for you. If you feel tingly – good, that is normal.
Payment within 48hrs of auction closure, local pickup only.
Now, the legal:This is an auction to purchase an exceptional automobile accessory vehicle, which may result in inclusion in rap videos, theatrical street dancing fights, and midnight visitations from up to 3 Ninja Turtles (Donnie is not welcome). Using the Scientific method, we have concluded that while the prior owner has a beard, and a belly similar in size to Santa, there is no reason to assume this is a ‘Santa Clause’ scenario. Though we do think this is a gift.This vehicle is definitely not haunted. Like, at all.Your welcome.