Ford Other Crestline (1953)
Sale price: US $9.99 Make an Offer
| Used |
| “ ROUGH, FOR PARTS OR RAT ROD PROJECT ” |
| Year: | 1953 | VIN : | A3CG149525 |
| Mileage: | 1,000,000,000 | Number of Cylinders: | 0 |
| Make: | Ford | Transmission: | What's a transmission? |
| Model: | Other | Body Type: | Sedan |
| Trim: | Still has most of it! | Warranty: | Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty |
| Vehicle Title: | Salvage | Sub Model: | Crestline |
| For Sale By: | Private Seller |
Clarksville, Ohio, United States
Vehicle description
If you"ve ever dreamed of owning a really f*cked up, TOTALLY TRASHED 53 Ford Crestline 2 door sedan mounted on an S10 pickup frame, sans engine, transmission etc., then today is your lucky day!
Clean Ohio title in my name. MUST BE PAID FOR WITHIN 7 DAYS AND GONE THE F*CK OUT OF HERE WITHIN 30 DAYS. Please be sure you understand the GONE THE F*CK OUT OF HERE WITHIN 30 days part, it"s very important. There is NO RESERVE! Car will sell to high bidder regardless of price!
Car might be cursed. Original owner died a gruesome, protracted death. 2nd owner T-boned it delivering pizza for Dominos on a cold November afternoon, and subsequently did 20 years in club fed for smiling on a cloudy day. I"m the 3rd owner and have had a series of bizarre life events which may or may not be attributed to owning the car.
What you see is what you get. Has both bumpers and assorted parts inside but NO engine, transmission or front seat. If you don"t see it in the photos, please assume I don"t have it. All of the glass is shot. Hood is not attached. Body has several, ahem, dents and dings.
I gave the car to a local derelict who said he could get it on the road really cheap. Was going to leave it T-boned and drive it around for shits and giggles. Original frame was shot so a solid, straight Chevy S10 extended cab frame was sourced and the body was mounted to it by said derelict. I can vouch for the condition of the frame but will not vouch for any work performed by the derelict. It might be properly secured or he might have used bubble gum and duct tape.
Late one October night I was talking to Judas on a Ouija board during an unusual out of season thunderstorm. Judas was really on a roll. He was giving me the run down on how he came back as Hitler to lose the war on purpose so that he could take over various key institutions through back channels via former Nazi scientists etc. Just as he was getting to the part about how he would use CERN to create some kind of time warp in the 5th dimension that would allow him to trade places with Jesus on the cross and obtain everlasting life, my phone rang. It was the derelict mechanic: "Hey man, there"s a really bad storm and I heard a big noise in the back yard. A tree fell on your car, man! I think your car is totally f*cked, dude!" He sounded very drunk.
And so I have decided to take the hint and pass the car on to some other unfortunate. There is no reserve and I don"t really care what it brings. If you bid please be able to get it the f*ck out of here within 30 days as I"m tired of looking at it and it"s in my way. If you need longer I will work with you, but please be upfront and stick to your time frame for removal or I"ll keep your money and scrap this piece of sh*t in a heartbeat. I"ll set it on fire in the field first for entertainment and send you a video of it burning.
Will consider trades for Viagra or Cialis.
Pickup is in scenic Clarksville Ohio, 45113. Local attractions include spooky cemeteries, a ruined ancient Indian village, Kings Island Amusement park, a really old antique shop that"s full of nasty dirty piles of junk that"s been open since the 60s and has looked exactly the same for 30+ years, a meth whore who"s still in pretty decent shape and will do just about anything for ten bucks, etc.
A non refundable deposit of $5.00 is due through PayPal within 48 hours!
Clean Ohio title in my name. MUST BE PAID FOR WITHIN 7 DAYS AND GONE THE F*CK OUT OF HERE WITHIN 30 DAYS. Please be sure you understand the GONE THE F*CK OUT OF HERE WITHIN 30 days part, it"s very important. There is NO RESERVE! Car will sell to high bidder regardless of price!
Car might be cursed. Original owner died a gruesome, protracted death. 2nd owner T-boned it delivering pizza for Dominos on a cold November afternoon, and subsequently did 20 years in club fed for smiling on a cloudy day. I"m the 3rd owner and have had a series of bizarre life events which may or may not be attributed to owning the car.
What you see is what you get. Has both bumpers and assorted parts inside but NO engine, transmission or front seat. If you don"t see it in the photos, please assume I don"t have it. All of the glass is shot. Hood is not attached. Body has several, ahem, dents and dings.
I gave the car to a local derelict who said he could get it on the road really cheap. Was going to leave it T-boned and drive it around for shits and giggles. Original frame was shot so a solid, straight Chevy S10 extended cab frame was sourced and the body was mounted to it by said derelict. I can vouch for the condition of the frame but will not vouch for any work performed by the derelict. It might be properly secured or he might have used bubble gum and duct tape.
Late one October night I was talking to Judas on a Ouija board during an unusual out of season thunderstorm. Judas was really on a roll. He was giving me the run down on how he came back as Hitler to lose the war on purpose so that he could take over various key institutions through back channels via former Nazi scientists etc. Just as he was getting to the part about how he would use CERN to create some kind of time warp in the 5th dimension that would allow him to trade places with Jesus on the cross and obtain everlasting life, my phone rang. It was the derelict mechanic: "Hey man, there"s a really bad storm and I heard a big noise in the back yard. A tree fell on your car, man! I think your car is totally f*cked, dude!" He sounded very drunk.
And so I have decided to take the hint and pass the car on to some other unfortunate. There is no reserve and I don"t really care what it brings. If you bid please be able to get it the f*ck out of here within 30 days as I"m tired of looking at it and it"s in my way. If you need longer I will work with you, but please be upfront and stick to your time frame for removal or I"ll keep your money and scrap this piece of sh*t in a heartbeat. I"ll set it on fire in the field first for entertainment and send you a video of it burning.
Will consider trades for Viagra or Cialis.
Pickup is in scenic Clarksville Ohio, 45113. Local attractions include spooky cemeteries, a ruined ancient Indian village, Kings Island Amusement park, a really old antique shop that"s full of nasty dirty piles of junk that"s been open since the 60s and has looked exactly the same for 30+ years, a meth whore who"s still in pretty decent shape and will do just about anything for ten bucks, etc.
A non refundable deposit of $5.00 is due through PayPal within 48 hours!